Hii! I'm drunk here! Wowhee ! Told you! Eating ramen thinking about how awesome I am, ha! So tonight I rediscovered how awesome Jennifer Lopez was. I'm not kidding you!! My favorite song of all time right now is 'I'm Real' featuring JaRule and JLo. I could re-play this song over and over and over again, seriously what happened to JLo?! She has dated some of the sketches guys known to man. Lets re-cap... P.diddy, weird! Her back-up dancer Cris Judd also known as fucking ew ugly face ( she also married this ugly nobody), there's also Ben Afflect which my roommate described earlier while we watched the 'Jenny on the Block' music video as the oddest couple ever... I totally agree, in the music video he touches/slaps her ass like six times! And lastly Marc Anthony like could a couple get any more latino?! Whatever I just want to know what happened to my JLo?? I once adored her and all her songs, 'If You Had My Love', 'Love Don't Cost A Thing', and 'Ain't it Funny'. I mean the bitch use too and might still be?.. a part of Murder Inc. I just want to know JLo what happened to you!?!?? This isn't a joke, I want 'I'm Real' to play at my funeral! ... Did I mention I'm really wasted?!
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