I carry around an inhaler. I even have a totally sexy metered one. I'm allergic to everything under the sun- who's ever heard of a Jew with a grape allergy? Seriously. Latex, penicillin, erythomycin, codeine, morphine. I'm allergic to Lil Wayne's life. I'm lactose-intolerant, which means I take lactase tablets before I eat ice cream. I have sensitive skin and ridiculously curly frizz-mess hair.
And to add to my dorkiness, I now have to walk around with crutches. For a whole week. And a sexy, sexy ankle brace. Don't you want to do me?
Don't answer that.xoxo,
miss pepper
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