Contrary to popular belief, I am not a superhero. Although 9 out of 10 kindergartners perceive me to be Super Girl, I have my weaknesses. So, I have decided to divulge said kryptonite to you, dear reader.
I totally can't get enough of the NYPD Daily Crime Blotter. Oh man! It's so good. The story up today is about how this duo of gangsters mugged a couple in their thirty-somethings. Alright, sounds like a typical Flatbush story, but it gets better: one of the guys was named Short Man.
Short Man. Oh, hell yeah. But nothing compares to the story of Licorish. I've never been to Jamaica, Queens, and I never intend to, but if I ever do...oh my God, I really hope I meet Licorish.
Alright. Now you know one of my MANY weakness.
I have to go rescue a puppy out of a tree, or something now.
SuperPepz!
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