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I bake so much. I cook soooo much food. It's an addiction, for real. I'm a good chef and pastry artist at that- I just polished off some Israeli couscous and there's a plate of spicy snickerdoodles. I dream of rolling pins and the perfect chocolate chip cookie. I look forward to every meal I cook.

You could say I like food.

Which is why I literally bust a nut when I found THIS IS WHY YOU'RE FAT DOT COM.

Oh man. I want everything on this website. This is the dirtiest, raunchiest food porn out there, and I have NO SHAME.




(This is a McNuggetini. yes salt, it has alcohol which is why I posted it for your drunk ass)


This looks so good that my food baby has a food boner. Oh man, I'm gonna go try to find one of those Krispy Kreme cheeseburgers...now