Monkey's are asshole.

   I'm intoxicated hard core and watching Mark and Olly on the travel channel and it's freaking me out. Their trying to nurse this baby monkey back to health which is cute and all but they have to hold onto the monkey while they're sleep and it's making all of these freaky sounds because it misses it's mom and dad since it's parents died. They said that the monkey parents died of a disease but I personally think the tribe ate them. I had this awful experience with a monkey once..I'll tell you the story. So one of my mom's good friends Brian use to babysit his friends monkey. Don't ask me the name I don't know, it should be lil' bitch though because one day he brought the monkey into my mom's store and I was petting it being all nice saying how adorable it was when the mother fucker grabbed a HUGE chunk of my hair and would not let go! I was screaming and Brian was trying to get lil' bitch to let go but he wouldn't and it was awful. I was 12 and cried a lot. I'm tender headed, it hurt. Since then monkey's and I haven't been the same, all thanks to lil' bitch.

 Anyways.. I'm waiting for the Girls Next Door Season finale to come on.. ya, I like it so sue me.  Thank god for wine tasting's. May I suggest to try raspberry woodchuck cider beer? It's fucking awesome !! I had like seven cups and the guy serving it thought I was an alcoholic for sure! Sorry this is totally off subject from monkey's but totally worth talking about. I went to the Taste of Tempe tonight bad ass! $15 for all the booze you can drink and samples of amazing food from all over Tempe. I drank a lot, a lot a lot. Wine, beer, more wine it was great. I had this phenomenal pizza I had like 4 slices of Mmm sooo good! and also had these amazing vegetarian buffalo wings from a place called Green I will defiantly be visiting both! It was a great day.  Starting by sneaking into the Buttes Resort to use their pool because it wasn't occupied by annoying frat dudes and sorority chick's like ours and then ending by a drunken ride to CVS for water, cheez its, and a special something for Chelsea.. haha.  Okay my apartment is a mess and my eyes are getting heavier. I'm going to watch Glass House then go to bed. Oh I watched Practical Magic earlier.. I always wanted to be a witch when I was little by watching that and Craft. I think I still want to be a witch, that'd be bomb. I'm sunburnt, peace.

 kisses, 

 sweet&salty.