RANT

Okay, listen. I'm getting fed up with this. I realize that blogging when I should be writing a paper is not a good idea, time-management wise, but listen: I don't need your fucking sass.

I have my own methods when it comes to paper-writing. If it's a paper over 5 pages, I'll spend weeks and weeks researching it with notecards, whole bit. But if its >5, I spend a weekend thinking about the subject, then outline it and write it in one night. Yes, I lose a night of sleep. But I also usually get high grades on my papers, higher than most people who actually spend too much time on theirs. I won't lie: I'm an excellent writer, and I know it. Once I have a thesis, a theme and a title I'll get a 5 page paper done in 90 minutes, no sweat.

For this paper, I started watching Killer's Kiss last week. I have watched it now four times. I took notes every time. I chose a topic I know a lot about and I knew was easy to do. I outlined it on the train on Friday and I detailed my main points on train today. Now, I am making those main points into paragraphs in my paper. Yes, the paper is due at 6:30 PM tomorrow. Yes, I have a doctor's appointment at 1:30 PM and I have class at 11. But it will be done, and it will be solid-fucking-gold.

So, for the love of GOD, people who keep telling me I'm procrastinating, that I shouldn't stay up so late, blah blah blah, BACK OFF. I have my own study methods. I buy a lot of caffeine, eat a lot of protein and do writing marathons, with shower, nap and dance breaks. I do it right.

YES, I write better essays than you could ever hope to. I got a fucking perfect score on my essay on the SAT. Time is not a problem. What is a problem, however, is you annoying the shit out of me and calling me lazy.

Now watch me set the curve on this essay.

fuckers.

-pepper


PS Salt, I am sending you imaginary buckets of ice cream and doritos right now because I totally feeeeellll you girl.